"Hi, I’m Date Mike. Nice to meet me."
"It’ll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back, and balls to kill Michael Scarn."
"The name is Bond. Santa Bond."
"I stole. And I robbed. And I kidnapped… the President’s son."
"It’s a character I’ve been workshopping whose lack of vision gets him into all sorts of trouble."